March 2012
yourpatronsaintofdenial:
sarkyfancypants:
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wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
treebeardoffangorn:
I hope Rick Santorum’s burritos are poorly rolled so the last bite is all just tortilla and no filling.
doomf:
I am a butt doctor show me your butts
u-ok:
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Watchdavespritebudgie:
ahoithar:
just-quit:
Something i made with homestuck in mind haha :D
that is so cool oh my GOD
hey guys i found it again
comic eridan: i hate all the fuckin landwwellers i wwant to kill em. also i lovve fef. im a tool.
fandom eridan: im forevver alone an ill sleep wwith anyone under the sun.
comic john: hi! i'm pretty nice i guess but i can be an asshole sometimes. i like movies and playing pranks! :B
fandom john: i am soooooooo sweet and nice and i would never be mean to anyone! also con air and nic cage. all i care about.
comic vriska: I'm kind of a 8ig deal, and a real 8itch. 8ut I feel kind of guilty a8out some of the stuff I've done. I really do care a8out my 'friends' in the end.
fandom vriska: 8LUH 8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH. I KILLED TAVROS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Comic Tavros: sURE, i HAVE SOME, uH, sELF ESTEEM ISSUES, bUT I'M GETTING BETTER AT IT, aND I'M REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT WHAT I LOVE,
Fandom Tavros: i WILL NOW COMMENCE TO CRY AND SWOON ABOUT EVERYTHING BEFORE TAKING GAMZEE'S BONEBULGE WHOLE. aLSO, i AM NOTHING BUT A MOE BLOB,
comic karkat: LISTEN UP NOOKSTAINS, I'M DESPERATELY TRYING TO KEEP OUR COLLECTIVE SHIT TOGETHER BUT THE STRAIN KIND OF GETS TO ME, AND DESPITE MY CONSTANT YELLING AND WONDERFUCK EXPLICATIVES, I'M SELF-LOATHING AND CONCERNED FOR MY FRIENDS
Fandom karkat: FUCKASS
freshfrenchtoast:
cutest fucking thing i’ve ever...
MCR: I am not afraid to keep on living
Society: emo
A Day to Remember: Keep your hopes up high and your head down low
Society: emo
Avenged Sevenfold: You had my heart, at least for the most part.
Society: emo
Nicki Minaj: Imma slap you if you a hoe
Society: OMG she is so inspirational!1!1!11!1!!!
ivanoooze:
Hold on
February 29, 2012
2/29/12
2 + 29 + 12 = 43
George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States
He was 62 when he left office
62 - 43 = 19
19 days from today will be St. Patrick’s day, the Irish holiday
The 19th Pokemon is Rattata
Rattata evolves into Raticate
Raticate rhymes with State
The 43rd state is Idaho
Idaho Potatoes
Potatoes…Ireland….
Today will at...
The 17th gif in your folder with only one person...
lester-dragon:
norwegian-chocolate-delight:
norways-fairies:
kittywinchester:
paxinveritate:
SHELDON YES! :’D
Oh dear…..
Yes Hell yes Hell fucking yes
Watchdavespritebudgie:
one of the reasons why im taking gym class this semester
i could never have the stamina or power to be able to do this
i want to LEARN tho
buttduchess:
“grilled cheese on wheat bread”
oh-my-godtier:
no please
not everything has to be connected to homestuck
nothing has to be connected to homestuck
pls stop
he is right. Not everything HAS to be homestuck So please Enjoy this cute seal
elasticitymudflap:
askbatts:
HOLY FUCK
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